Friday, November 02, 2007

She Don't Lie

Martina Hingis has said she is horrified by her positive cocaine test and that she is "absolutely, one hundred per cent innocent".


If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues.
Cocaine.

When your day is done and you wanna run.
Cocaine.

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie;
Cocaine.

~ JJ Cale (Well, Clapton too)


I trust you Martina.

3 comments:

crazed_mellow said...

i believe martina too.

abe will all the itsy bitsy little things that martina own be called martinis??????
its a point to ponder.

Nikhil said...

Indeed kp, ponder we shall.

The reverse of this immaculate observaion could end up being a lucrative ad campaign involving Martina.

Some pub would construct its tagline thus, 'martinis so strong that it isn't a martini anymore..."

Martina walks in the bar at the precise moment, looks at the camera and says "Stirred. Shaken. Whatever. (As long as I got some stuff to snort) "

Would make her transition from innocent pre teen sensation to the modern mature woman rather complete.

Aside: Pathetic aren't we?

crazed_mellow said...

we so are we revel in our patheticity.

and dif we keep on we will lose all our izzat. which is which is currently hingis [hinges] very precariously indeed.